Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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