3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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trumpy trumpy trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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