Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

1 Jew XD

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

involved parents.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What's that in the road.... a-head?

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

A Jew walks into a Furness

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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