What's worse than eating cows. Death

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Ha

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What is the difference between a duck?

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

no

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Your Mom.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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