What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Nickelback

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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