A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +28

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

thumb_up thumb_down +28

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

obama leadership

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops