- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Hi Jacob You cool

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

zebras

Girls Basketball.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

knock knock who's there?

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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