- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

How many cows say moo? All of them

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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