What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

thumb_up thumb_down +41

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

69

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

women have rights

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

terry stockton is straight

thumb_up thumb_down +35

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops