roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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