Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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asian, do math

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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PENIS

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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a ginger has a soul

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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No it isn't.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Hi my name is Jim

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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