- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How old is your mom? Old.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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