- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What's clear and wet? water

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

who smells? •Liam

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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