Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Anagram.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Penis!

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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