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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

what is big and white? the moon

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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