Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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who farted your mother

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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baby loves lalma

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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