What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

whats 2+2? 4

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

wanna hear a joke? not really

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

I lost my tractor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Women.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Ha

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Anti Joke

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