I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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my namew is jd

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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i love huge wieners.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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