Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Reed is poopin

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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rape that shit

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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