- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

How high is a Chinaman

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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