How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Good boy

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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