A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Gays

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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