Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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