A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Hi.

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Men's Sports

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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47

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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whats really hot the sun

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Not Steve Jobs

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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