What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Good boy

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Once upon a time.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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