- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

whats round and like a ball a ball

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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