It burns when I pee sometimes.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

who is mark

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Flab

alston wang

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Once upon a time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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