- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Can I touch it?

I have no ideas.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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