- Anti Joke

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Two nuns walk into a bar. There is a monkey between them, that they are both holding hands with. The bartender looks to them, and says "Hello sisters, I am sorry, but we do not allow wild animals into the bar. He's gonna have to wait outside," to which one of the nuns responds, "Oh, do not worry, this is no monkey, this is one of our sisters." The bartender is very confused. He chuckles, and says "Alright, well then your sister is going to have to wait outside." The sisters look at each other confusedly, but take the monkey outside, put it on a leash, and tie it to a pole. They proceed back inside, have a few drinks, and leave. The next night, the bar is a little more crowded. The bartender looks up and sees the two nuns entering. He checks to make sure there is no monkey with them, and there is not, so he goes back to serving drinks. A few minutes later, the two nuns are at the front of the bar ready to order drinks. The bartender smiles at them, "No monkey this time?" he asks. "Not tonight," says one of the nuns. "Alright," says the bartender, "what can I get you?" "I'll take a double bourbon," says one of the nuns. "I'll have a gin and tonic, and she'll have the same" says the other nun, motioning to a rhinoceros on her left. "What the fuck!!" yells the bartender. "How did you get this inside?! Where did you even get a rhinoceros?" He realizes these questions are unimportant, and runs to call animal control. By the time he turns around, however, the rhinoceros is gone. He goes to talk to the bouncer. "Dude, why do you keep letting in wild animals?" asks the bartender. "The hell are you talking about?" asks the bouncer. "Last night, two nuns walked in with a monkey, and tonight they somehow got a rhino past you. You didn't see that??" the bartender snaps. "Three nuns came in last night, and three came in tonight. No monkey, no rhino," the bouncer tells him. Meanwhile, as they walked home to the convent, one of the nuns says "Man, I haven't been drunk in weeks." One of the other nuns turns to her and says, "Well, maybe you should stop turning into an animal every time we get into a bar."

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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