- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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