- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

I like to eat people

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Reed is poopin

Womens rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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