Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Come In!

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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JEWS

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Anti Joke

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