A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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