Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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poop

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haha, you're an orphan

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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