A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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guess what what? nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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asparagus

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Are you a human?

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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