If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Shut the cork up!

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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fack me!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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