- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Dancing Potatoe!

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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