Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Nice weather we're having.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Matt is not funny.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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