- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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monkey sponge

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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