- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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