- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

rose are red violets should be purple

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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