What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Its true, he didnt write that!!

19th amendment

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Penis-Pump

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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