You just won the game...

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Joay impistato is a fig

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

knock knock go away

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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