What's wrong with woman Everything

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

brian mcgee is gay!

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Where do babies come from? My garage

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Woman's Rights

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

Blind people can't read this.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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