Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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