- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

insert joke here

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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