What does A duck smoke? Quack

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Mike tyson

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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