Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

penis

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

A walrus walks into a bar

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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