Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Knock knock, Come in...

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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