A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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